hm. no updates in ... i don't know, a really long fucking time. alright. let's do a google news search for "politics" and see what the fuck is up with the world.
heh, no. i just kid.
alright. as you may have heard (and i have no idea how you could have avoided hearing if you don't watch television, because this story has been covered to fucking death. think laci peterson all over again, except minus the unborn baby bit), an american girl disappeared in aruba, when she was on a class trip, celebrating graduation. natalee holloway. and the spelling of her first name makes me just fucking hate her parents, by the way. spell a god damned name right you idiots.
so yeah, she was last seen getting into a car with three aruban men. three. the reason i'm so irritated about this was the fact that in interviews her parents have been insisting that no, there's no fucking way she could have been drunk out of her mind, no way she fucked any of the men, no way that she could be in any way at fault. also there's the fact that this is what she actually did. she did get into the car of her own free will, she did fuck at least one of them consensually, and yeah, she was drunk as hell. and now she's dead. good riddance, bitch. we need less american sluts in the world, quite frankly. god damn, what an image to project to other countries. not only are we a nation of belligerent testosterone-addled freaks of god damned nature who drive SUVs all the time, our women are idiots. awesome.
maybe i'm being too harsh. ah well.